ALL ABOUT ROBERT!!!
WHO IS ROBERT?
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Robert is AMAZING! Robert is INCREDIBLE! Robert is the BEST PERSON you will ever meet in your ENTIRE LIFE!!!
| ROBERT'S FAVORITES | ROBERT'S HOBBIES | ROBERT'S SKILLS |
|---|---|---|
| Pizza with EXTRA cheese! | Collecting stamps! | Expert whistler! |
| Monster energy drinks! | Extreme ironing! | Speed typing! |
| Neon green cars! | Underwater basketweaving! | Professional napper! |
ROBERT'S DAILY SCHEDULE
- 6:00 AM - Wake up and SCREAM "I AM ROBERT!"
- 7:00 AM - Eat breakfast (ALWAYS cereal with HOT SAUCE)
- 9:00 AM - Look in mirror and say "ROBERT IS AWESOME" 100 times
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break (ALWAYS pizza with EXTRA cheese)
- 3:00 PM - Practice EXTREME hobbies
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (ALWAYS burgers with ICE CREAM)
- 10:00 PM - Sleep while listening to recordings of people saying "ROBERT"